Escape.
Escape.
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sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

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heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

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itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

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